Bonehand

NEW PODCAST: Versus!

2009-11-27T14:47:11Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 36: It's Steve versus Gord, Gord versus the raccoons, and Modern Warfare 2 versus Left 4 Dead 2 as we go totally game-centric thanks to the amazing sounds of Metroid Metal! But that's not all! We get pissed off about Video Game Controversies, Flu Shots and Death Metal Immigration; rant up a political storm; review MW2, L4D2, Star Trek Blu-Rays and Troma Retro's Mad Dog Morgan in Multimedia Triage; and close out with a cornucopia of Filthy Jokes in this most thankful 36th episode of The 2009 Podcast Award nominated BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: The Challenge!

2009-11-15T17:52:13Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 35: Steve and Gord finally fulfill the promise of their theme song, as they take up the gauntlet thrown down in a recent Itunes review, bolstered by the monstrously metallic sounds of San Diego's Goblin Cock! Plus, an examination of the loose wires in Gord's head, more political ranting, reviews of the latest Arch Enemy release The Root Of All Evil and Borderlands from Gearbox/2K Games in Multimedia Triage, "Just Ask Gord", "What Pisses Us Off", and a plethora of Filthy Jokes pleasurably probe your ears in this raunchier than usual 35th episode of The 2009 Podcast Award nominated BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: The Haunt of Beer!

2009-11-14T07:48:29Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 34: Steve and Gord pack your pillowcase once again with all the awesome Halloween goodness you can handle! Chill to the incredible horror-soaked punkabilly of Toronto's The Creepshow, as vocalist Sarah Sin joins us for an interview! Thrill to the sounds and smells of a trio of Seattle Haunt Tours, as Steve visits Stocker Farms' Field of Screams, the Seattle House of Horrors and Dark Hollow Haunted Forest! Then, hang with special guest Skamama for an mammoth Multimedia Triage, as the gang reviews I Sell The Dead, Zombieland, Skeletonwitch's new CD "Breathing the Fire", the book Death Troopers from Joe Schreiber and Del Rey books, and the DVD's The Last Horror Film and Pigs in a Troma Retro Spotlight! All this plus pumpkin economics, Beer, bargains, contests, Filthy Jokes, "Just Ask Gord" and "What Pisses Us Off" await, in this ghoulish 34th episode of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

PODCAST REMIX: More Horrific than Ever!

2009-10-11T15:32:39Z

While we are still a couple of weeks away from the next episode of The BoneBat Show, I do have something this week for your listening pleasure. Since Gord and I have been doing the show, I have (arguably) become more proficient with my equipment (smirk). Since I have never been happy with the sound quality of our earliest efforts, I have decided to go back and apply some of my so-called "Skillz" to the BoneBat back catalog. So this week:

BoneBat Classics Episode 02: Oh The Horror REMIXED!

In our first Halloween Episode, Steve and Gord itemize their profanity, and discuss some history, Halloween rituals past and present, spooky movies, and extreme prejudice pest control, all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few new never- before-heard moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. Please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! This episode features the music of Seattle's own Barefoot Barnacle!

Includes bonus cut: "Baby Got Brains", the Zombie Karaoke we did for Mail Order Zombie earlier this year. Apologies to Sir Mixalot.

Episode Two: Enter The BoneBat REMIXED!

NEW PODCAST: Keepin' It Short

2009-10-05T02:16:01Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 33: Steve and Gord vow to keep this one brief, but are thwarted at every turn by their own ceaselessly spewing pieholes as they piss off their vegetarian friends, kick off a couple of new contests, interview Hidden Path Entertainment's Jeff Pobst on the game Defense Grid: The Awakening, join a few podcasting luminaries for a live recap from Revenant Film Festival , and introduce brand new feature "Just Ask Gord", all with the rockalocking support of Sacramento's The Nickel Slots! Then it's time to survey Left 4 Dead: Crash Course, Zombie Apocalypse, Dethklok's Dethalbum II, and DC's Blackest Night once again in Multimedia Triage, seeth over "What Pisses Us Off" and break in some new Filthy Jokes to round out this firm, fully packed 33rd episode of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: What the Deuce?

2009-09-21T00:06:41Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 32: Steve and Gord celebrate 2 years of podcasty goodness in their most epic show ever, backed by the astonishing nerdcore rap stylings of MC Frontalot! Listen in as they rage vehemently in "What Pisses Us off", revel in the glories of PAX 2009, cross mics interview-wise with MC Frontalot and Geoff Bough of the Revenant Film Festival, then top it all off with Filthy Jokes and a huge Multimedia Triage, where they cover the video games Scribblenauts, Arkham Asylum and Metroid Prime Trilogy, the film "9", the Blackest Night event from DC Comics, and the upcoming Drunken Zombie Film Festival, joined by special guest Bryan from Drunken Zombie! Over 2 1/2 hours of sheer eargasmic entertainment is yours to enjoy in episode 32 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: BoneBatomizer

2009-08-31T14:01:48Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 31: Steve and Gord blow up with an explosive episode devoted to Chicago's finest defunct punk powerhouse, the mighty Big Black! Additionally, they deliver an epic payload of "What Pisses Us Off " and let loose with in-depth reviews of the unconventional zombie flicks Deadgirl and Pontypool, along with recent releases G.I Joe, District 9 and Inglourious Basterds, and give a listen to the latest Clutch CD, Strange Cousins from the West in Multimedia Triage. All this, a fiery political rant from Gord, and even more Filthy Jokes assail your ears in episode 31 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Comic-Con-Clusion!

2009-08-10T00:22:21Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 30: Steve and Gord return with part 2 of their coverage from San Diego Comic-Con 2009, and it's all about the video games as they touch base with Dave Grossman of Telltale Games regarding Tales of Monkey Island; chat with Dan Paladin and Tom Fulp about Game 3 from The Behemoth, and discuss Left 4 Dead 2 with Valve's Chet Faliszek; while powered up with the 8-bit backing of Barefoot Barnacle! All this plus "What Pisses Us Off " and another round of Filthy Jokes are up in episode 30 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Comic-Con-Cussion!

2009-08-03T02:15:48Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 29: Steve and Gord descend upon San Diego for Comic-Con 2009, and YOU ARE THERE! PONDER as Steve and Gord interview Doug TenNaple, author of the comics Creature Tech and Power Up, and creator of the game Earthworm Jim! LEARN Walking Dead auteur Robert Kirkman's upcoming plans as you bask in the glory of a poorly recorded panel! LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF five seconds at a time, thanks to the fine folks at 5secondfilms.com! ROCK VICARIOUSLY to the unparalleled nerdcore flow of MC Frontalot, YTCracker and MC Lars in a recap of Aftercon '09! ENVY as G&S cavort with smoking hot booth babes! All this and more, washed down with an icy cold flagon of metal from Salem OR's own Dusks Embrace, is on tap for your sheer listening enjoyment in episode 29 of The BoneBat Show! Excelsior!

The BoneBat Show!

The family that shambles together...

2009-07-20T05:24:56Z

This week: After restful week off, I finally deliver my last words on the Guinness World Record setting 2009 Fremont Zombie Walk! Without further ado:

An All American (Zombie) Family

NEW PODCAST: Burning Sensation!

2009-07-06T03:37:45Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 28: Steve and Gord are joined in studio by Duvall WA's own Burning of I, who premiere 3 scorching new slabs of twisted metal from their forthcoming release Nowhere is a Destination for your listening pleasure, jump in head first for a round of beers, Filthy Jokes and "What Pisses Us Off", and listen intently as Steve and Gord extol the virtues of Voivod's Infini, the Ghostbusters video game and the BBC America show Top Gear in Multimedia Triage! Finally, Steve and family hit Fremont for the "Red White and Dead" zombie walk, and YOU ARE THERE! You'd have to be lacking a pulse to miss Episode 28 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Two Pantfuls of Terror!

2009-06-14T04:16:50Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 27: Steve enters the creepy old house alone, to present complete coverage of Crypticon 2009, live from Seattle! Highlights include greetings from Dawn of The Dead star Ken Foree and Troma studio head Lloyd Kaufman; interviews with actor Tom Atkins of Night of the Creeps and Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley; a lengthy sitdown with creature actor extraordinaire Doug Jones of Hellboy and Pan's Labyrinth fame; and an official review of the Norwegian Nazi Zombie cinematic epic Dead Snow! Is that it? Not even close! Brother D of Mail Order Zombie drops in for a con postgame conversation, Seattle's Barefoot Barnacle make with their brand of musical metallic madness, and the ever-stalwart Gord stands by with the shotgun for snappy comebacks, Filthy Jokes and a round of What Pisses Us Off! For those counting, this marks our first ever shows in back-to-back weeks, so do not miss the foul horror that is episode 27 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Dine Hard!

2009-06-08T03:27:56Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 26: Steve, Gord and special guest Julie talk about food and drink too much beer, all while skanking to the beat of St. Louis Ska kings MU330! Hungry for more? How about a full plate of "What Pisses Us Off", a heaping helping of Multimedia Triage, a side of listener feedback, and a fresh batch of Filthy Jokes? And to top things off, for dessert Steve and Gord interview Josh Eisenstadt, Director of the new to DVD film release Dark Reel! It's a full-on feast for the ears in episode 26 of The BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

Grumpy!

2009-06-01T04:52:33Z

This week: A little piece of art I knocked out this AM, a dream pet for Junior. Without further ado:

Grumpy

NEW PODCAST: Awkward!

2009-05-18T00:33:14Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 25: Steve and Gord recall golden moments of personal awkwardness and social retardation, while singing the praises of the terminally funky Lefties Soul Connection! But that's not all! Gord gets deep on the concept of the Credit Default Swap in his nameless political rant, Steve gushes all over the new Star Trek Movie in Multimedia Triage, awesome voicemails are aired, and the usual "What Pisses Us Off" and Filthy Jokes are on display in Episode 25 of The BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

Hit By a Bus, Chicago style!

2009-05-07T06:12:56Z

This week: Here is my review of the debut release from Chicago crushers Lord Mantis! Without further ado:

Spawning the Nephilim

NEW PODCAST: The BoneBat Guide to Life

2009-04-26T20:36:27Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 24: Steve and Gord share a few of their philosophies on life, backed by the sonic badassery of New York garage rock legends The Fuzztones! Additionally, Gord lays out his latest get rich quick scheme in sticky, graphic detail and institutes a banking bailout of his own; The boys share even more filthy jokes and things that piss them off; Vaughn of Motion Picture Massacre fires back via voicemail, and Quantum of Solace, Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan's forthcoming novel The Strain, Christopher Moore's book A Dirty Job and new CD Supersuckers XX all get reviewed in Multimedia Triage! DO NOT miss Episode 24 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

Everything Live-er Than Everything Else!

2009-04-20T06:52:55Z

This week: The second installment of Bonehand's concert adventures, 1990-1994! Without further ado:

Show Notes: Vol. 2

NEW PODCAST: Disappointed!

2009-04-07T06:28:21Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 23: Steve and Gord get pissed off about oil changes and bad movie seats, discuss how far they could trust their clones, and catalog a metric ton of disappointment, coming through virtually unscathed thanks to the sensational sounds of Midwestern super ska masters Mustard Plug! Additionally, Gord whacks politically, Steve reviews the new Grindhouse Releasing DVD of Lucio Fulci’s “Cat In The Brain” for Multimedia Triage, a new Mustard Plug single is unveiled, and The BoneBat Filthy Joke Contest is brought to a Happy Ending in Episode 23 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

With All My Love

2009-03-30T03:34:52Z

This week, a little something for my baby. Happy birthday, skamamawa !

Without further ado:

Julie

NEW PODCAST: Hole-istic!!

2009-03-15T21:23:05Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 22: This Episode: Steve and Gord dive brainfirst into the musical madness of Texan rock legends The Butthole Surfers! Along the way they rant about the housing crisis, teach little kids how to swear, review "The Watchmen", spew a few more Filthy Jokes, kick off a related new contest, and air a guest "What Pisses Us Off" from Motion Picture Massacre's Vaughn K! So what are you waiting for? Without Further Ado:

The BoneBat Show!

PODCAST REMIX: Reentry of The BoneBat!

2009-03-02T02:27:21Z

While we are still a couple of weeks away from the next episode of The BoneBat Show, I do have something this week for your listening pleasure.

Over the year and a half that GJC and I have been doing the show, I have (arguably) become more proficient with my equipment (smirk). Since I have never been happy with the sound quality of our earliest efforts, I have decided to go back and apply some of my so-called "Skillz" to the BoneBat back catalog. No "Gord Shot First", CGI enhancement bullshit here, It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from us, only now it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! Without further ado:

Episode One: Enter The BoneBat REMIXED!

NEW PODCAST: If You Want Pud...You Got It!

2009-02-23T05:47:56Z

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 21: Backed by the incredible music of LA punk legends The Dickies, and a helping hand from Skamama, Steve and Gord shoot off a glorious celebration of that which makes a man a man; taking a good hard look at weak pickles, bicycle race short comings, frozen phallic art, and a huge wad of The Dickies band history! This plus a stiff segment of "What Pisses Us Off", a fresh round of Multimedia Triage, and a full 12 inches of filthy jokes are jammed in your ears in episode 21 of The BoneBat Show! Without Further Ado:

The BoneBat Show!

Run, You Fools!

2009-02-16T06:18:09Z

This week: The kids demand equal time, so once again I turn the internet into my own personal refrigerator door with a little something from Jr. to balance out his sisters' artistic efforts. Without further ado:

Giant Robot

Meshuggah! Live in Seattle!

2009-02-10T08:06:34Z

This Week: The mighty Meshuggah hits Seattle, on tour with Cynic and The Faceless, and Bonehand is there with a review for your reading pleasure! Without further ado:

Meshuggah, Live at El Corazon!